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If you kiss her, you are not a gentlemany,VQV&
如果你親她，那你就沒(méi)有紳士風(fēng)度$4eT@T
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If you don't, you are not a man!Oa#
可是如果你不親她，那你就不算男子漢！B
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If you praise her, she thinks you are lyingXr
如果你贊美她，她會(huì)認(rèn)為你只是在奉承她Z29"r;
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If you don't, you are good for nothing}
但要是你不贊美她，那你就一無(wú)是處了！[
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If you agree to all her likes, she is abusingM^vsrV
如果你對(duì)她的話完全同意，那她就會(huì)沒(méi)完沒(méi)了nFo]GT
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If you don't, you are not understandingmZp
要是你不同意，那就表示你根本不了解i P+
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If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'qd
假如你把氣氛控制的很浪漫，你就一定是情場(chǎng)老手%,p
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If you don't you are half a manlg
如果不是，那你根本還不夠成熟G
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If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring\Mic!M
如果你太常去找她，她會(huì)覺(jué)得煩膩^a#
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If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing85m{zf
但是如果你不去找她，她會(huì)責(zé)備你欺騙她的感情*!<X
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If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy?V
你要是穿的帥一點(diǎn)，她會(huì)說(shuō)你是花花公子pX
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If you don't, you are a dull boyl
穿的破爛點(diǎn)，那你又是笨頭笨腦的家伙ry4R[A
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If you are jealous, she says it's badl
如果你吃醋，她會(huì)說(shuō)這樣是不對(duì)的]y$?Q
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If you don't , she thinks you do not love herW-,
可是如果你完全不吃醋，她又會(huì)認(rèn)為你根本不愛(ài)她dQ*!
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If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her&z
你如你試圖對(duì)她調(diào)情，她會(huì)認(rèn)為你不尊重她BqhD
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If you don't, she thinks you do not like her{&ozm
但要是你一直規(guī)規(guī)矩矩的，她又會(huì)覺(jué)得你不喜歡她60c_o
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If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait0o
你若是遲到一分鐘，她會(huì)抱怨等的多累多苦yY?D
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If she is late, she says that's a girl's way@
要是她自己遲到了，她會(huì)說(shuō)女孩子約會(huì)遲到是理所當(dāng)然的-&bzx
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If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel3
如果你去找你的朋友，她會(huì)說(shuō)你像跟屁蟲(chóng)+
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If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls'1I
如果是她，她會(huì)說(shuō)"喔，這很自然啊，女孩子都是這樣"I~V%
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If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are coldyBQ7\
如果你飛快的吻她一下，她會(huì)到處說(shuō)你這人很冷漠$z?Dn
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If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage;%{mWW
如果你吻太多了，她會(huì)大叫說(shuō)你吃她豆腐$6
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If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics+
如果你過(guò)馬路的時(shí)候沒(méi)有照顧她，那你這人缺乏道德Q
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If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tacticsh`elO
要是你小心照顧她過(guò)馬路，她又會(huì)說(shuō)這是男人的花招T#
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If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting1Li
你若是凝視某個(gè)女人，她會(huì)指責(zé)你是到處對(duì)女生調(diào)情zA
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If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiringc`
如果是其他男人瞪著她看，她會(huì)說(shuō)他們只是欣賞而已v
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If you talk, she wants you to listen5
如果你跟她說(shuō)話，她希望你只要聽(tīng)就好|<esI6
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If you listen, she wants you to talk1
如果你只傾聽(tīng)，她又要你跟她說(shuō)話&ahRA
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Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'~/
上天啊，你創(chuàng)照了這些叫做女人的生物G
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So simple, yet so complexK
既簡(jiǎn)單又復(fù)雜sS^XT(
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So weak, yet so powerful2K#Ez
如此柔弱，卻又如此強(qiáng)悍C
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So confusing, yet so desirable-
讓人又惱又愛(ài),
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"O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN"mq
神啊，請(qǐng)告訴我該怎麼做。阿門！ (
If you kiss her, you are not a gentlemany,VQV&
如果你親她，那你就沒(méi)有紳士風(fēng)度$4eT@T
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If you don't, you are not a man!Oa#
可是如果你不親她，那你就不算男子漢！B
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If you praise her, she thinks you are lyingXr
如果你贊美她，她會(huì)認(rèn)為你只是在奉承她Z29"r;
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If you don't, you are good for nothing}
但要是你不贊美她，那你就一無(wú)是處了！[
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If you agree to all her likes, she is abusingM^vsrV
如果你對(duì)她的話完全同意，那她就會(huì)沒(méi)完沒(méi)了nFo]GT
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If you don't, you are not understandingmZp
要是你不同意，那就表示你根本不了解i P+
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If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'qd
假如你把氣氛控制的很浪漫，你就一定是情場(chǎng)老手%,p
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If you don't you are half a manlg
如果不是，那你根本還不夠成熟G
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If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring\Mic!M
如果你太常去找她，她會(huì)覺(jué)得煩膩^a#
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If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing85m{zf
但是如果你不去找她，她會(huì)責(zé)備你欺騙她的感情*!<X
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If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy?V
你要是穿的帥一點(diǎn)，她會(huì)說(shuō)你是花花公子pX
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If you don't, you are a dull boyl
穿的破爛點(diǎn)，那你又是笨頭笨腦的家伙ry4R[A
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If you are jealous, she says it's badl
如果你吃醋，她會(huì)說(shuō)這樣是不對(duì)的]y$?Q
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If you don't , she thinks you do not love herW-,
可是如果你完全不吃醋，她又會(huì)認(rèn)為你根本不愛(ài)她dQ*!
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If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her&z
你如你試圖對(duì)她調(diào)情，她會(huì)認(rèn)為你不尊重她BqhD
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If you don't, she thinks you do not like her{&ozm
但要是你一直規(guī)規(guī)矩矩的，她又會(huì)覺(jué)得你不喜歡她60c_o
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If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait0o
你若是遲到一分鐘，她會(huì)抱怨等的多累多苦yY?D
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If she is late, she says that's a girl's way@
要是她自己遲到了，她會(huì)說(shuō)女孩子約會(huì)遲到是理所當(dāng)然的-&bzx
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If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel3
如果你去找你的朋友，她會(huì)說(shuō)你像跟屁蟲(chóng)+
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If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls'1I
如果是她，她會(huì)說(shuō)"喔，這很自然啊，女孩子都是這樣"I~V%
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If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are coldyBQ7\
如果你飛快的吻她一下，她會(huì)到處說(shuō)你這人很冷漠$z?Dn
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If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage;%{mWW
如果你吻太多了，她會(huì)大叫說(shuō)你吃她豆腐$6
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If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics+
如果你過(guò)馬路的時(shí)候沒(méi)有照顧她，那你這人缺乏道德Q
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If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tacticsh`elO
要是你小心照顧她過(guò)馬路，她又會(huì)說(shuō)這是男人的花招T#
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If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting1Li
你若是凝視某個(gè)女人，她會(huì)指責(zé)你是到處對(duì)女生調(diào)情zA
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If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiringc`
如果是其他男人瞪著她看，她會(huì)說(shuō)他們只是欣賞而已v
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If you talk, she wants you to listen5
如果你跟她說(shuō)話，她希望你只要聽(tīng)就好|<esI6
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If you listen, she wants you to talk1
如果你只傾聽(tīng)，她又要你跟她說(shuō)話&ahRA
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Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'~/
上天啊，你創(chuàng)照了這些叫做女人的生物G
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So simple, yet so complexK
既簡(jiǎn)單又復(fù)雜sS^XT(
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So weak, yet so powerful2K#Ez
如此柔弱，卻又如此強(qiáng)悍C
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So confusing, yet so desirable-
讓人又惱又愛(ài),
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"O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN"mq
神啊，請(qǐng)告訴我該怎麼做。阿門！ (
