Learn to appreciate your single status. Here are five things that singles sometimes take for granted.

    學(xué)會(huì)珍惜你的單身。以下5件事被認(rèn)為是單身漢才有資格享受的幸福。

    Step 1: Sleep

    睡覺

    Sleep is a beautiful thing. When you're single, no one's nagging at you to get up or counting the hours that you've spent in bed. You are left in peace with your box fan and body pillow. Sleep all day guilt-free!

    睡覺是一件美妙的事情。當(dāng)你單身時(shí)，沒有人會(huì)催促你起床或責(zé)怪你在床上睡了多長(zhǎng)時(shí)間。你擁有的只是轉(zhuǎn)頁(yè)扇和靠枕。所以即使你呼呼大睡一天也毫無(wú)內(nèi)疚感。

    Step 2: Money

    錢

    When you're single, there's no joint account. You can do whatever you want with your money. There's none of that "what's yours is mine, what's mine is yours" foolishness. No household budget. Go ahead and buy that hideous, life-size statue of Wayne Newton. Put it in the middle of the living room. No one is the boss of you!

    當(dāng)你單身時(shí)，不存在共同賬戶。你可以買你想要的任何東西。像"你的就是我的，我的就是你的"之類的愚蠢的觀點(diǎn)完全不存在。你也不必?fù)?dān)心家庭收支。你想買那個(gè)真人大小的雷人韋恩牛頓雕像就去買吧。把它放在起居室的中間。沒人可以管你！

    Step 3: Career

    工作

    Work all night, all weekend if you want to. Then socialize with the boss until 2:00AM or later. Your married co-workers can't compete. They've got "commitments". You win by default! And when that headhunter calls, there's no one holding you back. Pack up and move wherever the fattest paycheck is waiting.

    只要你愿意，你可以整夜整星期的工作�；蛘吆屠习鍛�(yīng)酬到凌晨2點(diǎn)甚至更晚。你那些結(jié)婚的同事在這方面比不過(guò)你。因?yàn)樗麄兗缲?fù)著"承諾".你因?qū)Ψ綏墮?quán)而輕松獲勝。當(dāng)有獵頭看中你時(shí)，也沒有人可以拖住你。整理行裝，去任何一個(gè)薪水更多的公司吧。

    Step 4: Rejection

    拒絕

    When you're single, rejection is your friend. If you're on a bad date, make up some excuse and get the heck out of there. You don't have to ever see her again.

    當(dāng)你單身時(shí)，拒絕是你的朋友。如果你的約會(huì)很糟糕，那就編造一些理由閃人吧。你不必再和他（她）見面。

    Step 5: Amuse Yourself

    自?shī)首詷?lè)

    Host a poker tournament complete with back up dancers. See how much laundry you can fit into the washer. Create a new dish out of the few things you have left in the cupboard and eat it in the middle of the night. Become a pro at belching the alphabet. The possibilities are endless.

    舉辦一個(gè)錦標(biāo)賽，并且有跳舞的拉拉隊(duì)�？纯茨阌卸嗌僖�洗的衣服。把碗里吃剩的菜創(chuàng)新出一道新菜肴，順便在午夜時(shí)享用它�；蛘叱蔀橐粋�(gè)打嗝高手。各種可能無(wú)極限。