手機(jī)版
1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong.
2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes.
3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated.
4. If you think I'm speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car.
5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get.
6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity.
7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once.
8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter.
9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker.
10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they're your best sign that I'm not a whack job.
11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier.
12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain't pretty.
13. You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously.
14. When the game is on, we will pay attention to you if you're nice about it. Bark, and we shut down.
15. I don't ask for directions because I'm just happy to be driving. Anywhere.
16. Masturbation is merely practice for the big game. Encourage it.
17. We crave hugs and hand-holding too. And no, it doesn't always have to lead to sex.
18. But you can have sex with us any time you want. Did we mention that?
19. There's no better sound in the world than you, having an orgasm.
20. Though the exhaust note of a Porsche Boxster is pretty damn fine, too.
21. I just may lie to make you feel good. Don't be angry about this. You really weren't looking for the truth anyway.
22. When you get angry over some stupid little pointless thing, I question your intelligence.
23. You're really bad at faking it.
24. If I offer my help while you're getting ready, it means you're late.
25. Never ask me to pick out your outfit. （See above.） I will invariably get it wrong and make us even more late.
26. Giving me two or three choices, however, can be fun. Assuming you will change outfits in front of me. Slowly.
27. Err on the side of hot; I love to show you off.
28. Unless we're meeting my parents.
29. When you call us at work "just to chat," we're not really listening; we're checking our e-mail.
30. Spring means baseball and skirts. Doesn't need to be a mini-skirt; it's been a long winter.
31. Chicks who drink beer are hot. Better yet: chicks who drink beer and watch the game. Better still: chicks who buy us a beer during the game.
32. We don't mind being told we look good. Just don't call it a "cute outfit."
33. We love ponytails.
34. Being good in bed means a） enthusiasm; b） a sense of humor; and sometimes c） patience.
35. The first time? We're as nervous as you are.
36. A random unexpected grope is always welcome, even in public. Especially in public.
37. Make us laugh and we'll want to hang around.
38. Yes, I laugh really loud around the guys. And I always will, so deal.
39. Sure, men stereotypically like to solve a woman's problems. But a woman who solves her own while we watch? Instant erection.
40. You can pick the movie, but have a reason.
41. Do not expect to have a conversation via text message unless you use the words "naked" and "waiting."
42. Sometimes we wonder why any woman would want to be with us, much less someone as amazing as you. So, thanks.
43. Anytime you cook for us, we're happy.
44. If you can hit a golf ball 150 yards, we just might fall in love.
45. No, I don't remember what he said next. Or she. Or anybody, for that matter. I'm a guy, not a tape recorder.
46. We love you even more because you know we need to go out with the guys once in a while.
47. And we love it when you hang with us guys, too.
48. We have a keen sense of imminent danger. It sounds like, "Do you think she's pretty?"
49. Don't rely on us for keeping you up on the news.
50. Never say, "I know you better than you know yourself." Nobody does.
1.表達(dá)自己的想法。這讓我們感到自豪，即使有人認(rèn)為你是錯(cuò)的。
2.你穿跑鞋和短褲很迷人，還有那件條紋短衫。
3.裸肩或曬黑的肩膀較為遜色。
4.如果你認(rèn)為我在超速行駛，你該在你不坐這車時(shí)，看看我的行駛速度。
5.如果你真的對(duì)我們讓感興趣，就別裝出讓人難以接近的樣子。
6.購物是雜貨，不是消遣。
7.當(dāng)我把事情搞砸時(shí)，來吧，馬上告訴我。
8.當(dāng)我鎖著門呆在衛(wèi)生間里時(shí)，千萬不要問任何問題。你多問一句，我少愛你一分。
9.我對(duì)你感"性"趣，而不是對(duì)你的姐妹、朋友或同事。
10.我的朋友們。他們不僅難纏，而且是最好的證明，證明我不是個(gè)瘋子。
11.不要害怕卸妝。自然更性感。
12.讓你的眉毛自己呆著。拔過的眉毛不好看。
13.只要你想要，隨時(shí)都可以和我們做愛。說真的。
14.當(dāng)比賽開始時(shí)，如果你態(tài)度很好，我們會(huì)注意到你。如果你大吵大鬧，我們會(huì)對(duì)你不加理睬。
15.我不問方向，因?yàn)槲抑皇怯X得開著車很快樂。去哪兒都行。
16.自慰只是為了更有勁的游戲。鼓勵(lì)自慰吧。
17.我們渴望擁抱和牽手。不，這不總是會(huì)導(dǎo)致做愛。
18.但任何時(shí)候你想要都可以和我們做愛。我們有提到這個(gè)嗎？
19.沒有聲音比你在高潮時(shí)發(fā)出來的更好聽。
20.盡管保時(shí)捷的排氣聲也是他媽的好聽。
21.我可能撒謊，只是為了讓你感覺好點(diǎn)。不要對(duì)著感到氣憤。不管怎樣，你并不是真的想找出真相。
22.當(dāng)你為了一些雞毛蒜皮、無關(guān)緊要的事情憤怒不已時(shí)，我懷疑你的智商。
23.你真的很不善于偽裝。
24.如果我主動(dòng)提供幫助，而你還沒準(zhǔn)備好時(shí)，這證明你已經(jīng)遲了。
25.千萬不要叫我?guī)湍闾粢路ㄒ娚希?我總是會(huì)一成不變地挑錯(cuò)衣服，這只會(huì)讓我們更遲。
26.然而，給我兩三個(gè)選擇也許會(huì)不錯(cuò)。假設(shè)你將在我面前換衣服。慢慢地?fù)Q。
27.大膽表現(xiàn)你的迷人之處。我們喜歡炫耀你。
28.除非我們要去見我的父母。
29.當(dāng)我們?cè)诠ぷ鲿r(shí)，你打電話給我們"只是為了聊天",我們并不是真的在聽；我們可能正在查收郵件。
30.春天意味著棒球和裙子。沒有必要是迷你裙；這個(gè)冬天很漫長。
31.喝啤酒的女人很迷人；邊喝啤酒邊看比賽的女人更迷人；看比賽期間幫我們買啤酒的女人最最迷人。
32.我們不介意讓我們知道，我們看起來挺不錯(cuò)。只是不要說那是"可愛的服裝".
33.我們喜歡馬尾辮。
34.善于床上功夫意味著a）熱情；b）幽默感；有時(shí)還有c）耐心。
35.第一次？我們和你們一樣緊張。
36.我們總是歡迎意想不到的隨意觸摸，即便是在公共場合；特別是在公共場合。
37.逗我們笑，我們會(huì)將笑聲傳遞。
38.是的，我在朋友間笑的很大聲。我總會(huì)這樣做，這很好。
39.當(dāng)然，男人總會(huì)一成不變地喜歡解決女人的問題。但是要是女人自己解決問題，而我們?cè)谝贿吙茨�？立刻勃起�?/p>
40.你可以選這部電影，但得有個(gè)理由。
41.不要期待用短信和我們聊天，除非你使用"赤裸"或"再等等"的詞。
42.有時(shí)我們總會(huì)納悶為什么有女人想要和我們?cè)谝黄�，像你這般有魅力的女人就更納悶了。所以，謝了。
43.你任何時(shí)候煮給我們吃，我們都很高興。
44.如果你能將高爾夫球擊出150碼，我們可能墜入愛河。
45.不，我不記得他接下來他對(duì)那件事說了什么，或是她，或是任何人。我是個(gè)人，不是錄音機(jī)。
46.因?yàn)槟阒牢覀兏羧钗宓匦枰团笥褌兓煲黄穑覀兏鼝勰恪?/p>
47.我們也喜歡你和我們呆一起。
48.我們強(qiáng)烈地感覺危機(jī)即將發(fā)生。聽起來就像是"你覺得她漂亮嗎？"
49.不要靠我們幫你關(guān)注新聞。
50.千萬不要說，"我比你自己還要了解你。"沒有人會(huì)這樣。
