1. Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5. Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That’s Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8. Whatever:Is a women’s way of saying #%^&$(#*^#%$($$*$&^! YOU!

9. Don’t worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has asked a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.

1. Fine（好吧）:這是女人用來結(jié)束爭(zhēng)論的一個(gè)詞，因?yàn)樗齻冋J(rèn)為有理。你應(yīng)該閉嘴了。

2. Five Minutes（等五分鐘）:如果她正在穿衣，就意味著要半小時(shí)。但要是她只給你五分鐘時(shí)間看比賽然后幫做家務(wù)時(shí)，那五分鐘就是五分鐘。

3. Nothing（沒什么）:這是暴風(fēng)雨前的寂靜。 這表示有什么，你得高度警惕。爭(zhēng)論往往起于沒什么。

4. Go Ahead（那就做吧）:這是挑釁，而非允許。千萬(wàn)別做！

5. Loud Sigh（高聲嘆息）:這實(shí)際是個(gè)詞，是個(gè)非動(dòng)詞性的陳述，卻被男人所誤解。高聲嘆息表明她覺得你是個(gè)傻瓜，而且她奇怪為什么要浪費(fèi)時(shí)間站在這里和你做無謂的爭(zhēng)辯。（關(guān)于無謂的意思，參見前面的第三條。）

6. That’s Okay（沒關(guān)系）:這是女人對(duì)男人說的最危險(xiǎn)的話之一。沒關(guān)系的意思是，她需要做長(zhǎng)時(shí)間的深入思考，然后決定怎樣及何時(shí)讓你為你的錯(cuò)誤付出代價(jià)。

7. Thanks（謝謝）:當(dāng)女人對(duì)你說謝謝，別問為什么，也不要陶醉。只是說聲不客氣。

8. Whatever（管它呢）:這是女人說#%^&$(#*^#%$($$*$&^!你的方式！

9. Don’t worry about it, I got it（沒事兒了，我搞掂了）: 另一句危險(xiǎn)的話，意思是，這件事女人已經(jīng)好幾次要求男人去做了，而現(xiàn)在她卻自己在做。其結(jié)果就是，男人會(huì)問“怎么啦？” 關(guān)于女人的回答，請(qǐng)見第三條。