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      趣味閱讀系列---我的理想男友

      放大字體  縮小字體 發(fā)布日期:2011-10-18
      核心提示:"你理想的男友是什么樣的"或"你理想的女友是什么樣的"是大多數(shù)男孩或女孩在尋找伴侶的時(shí)候提出的問題。當(dāng)你還年輕的時(shí)候標(biāo)準(zhǔn)定的相當(dāng)高,但是隨著年紀(jì)的增長,不得不一點(diǎn)一點(diǎn)的降低你的標(biāo)準(zhǔn)。下面的這個(gè)笑話雖然幽默但非常真實(shí)。


      Age 22 - 22歲時(shí)
      What I Want in a Man - Original List
      1.Handsome
      2. Charming
      3. Financially successful
      4. A caring listener
      5. Witty
      6. In good shape
      7. Dresses with style
      8. Appreciates finer things
      9. Full of thoughtful surprises
      10. An imaginative, romantic lover.

      我理想的男友標(biāo)準(zhǔn) - 原版
      1. 英俊
      2.有魅力
      3.有經(jīng)濟(jì)實(shí)力
      4.善于傾聽
      5.機(jī)智
      6.良好的外形
      7.衣著有品味
      8.欣賞美好事物
      9.充滿驚喜
      10.富有想象力的浪漫情人


      Age 32 - 32歲時(shí)
      What I Want in a Man - Revised List
      1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
      2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
      3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
      4. Listens more than talks
      5. Laughs at my jokes
      6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
      7. Owns at least one tie
      8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
      9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
      10. Seeks romance at least once a week.

      我理想的男友標(biāo)準(zhǔn) - 修訂版
      1.五官端正(有頭發(fā)者優(yōu)先)
      2.上車幫我開車門,入座幫我拉椅子
      3.有足夠的錢享用美妙的晚餐
      4.少說多聽
      5.我說笑話的時(shí)候一定要大笑
      6.逛街的時(shí)候幫我拎包
      7.至少有一條領(lǐng)帶
      8.喜歡家里烹飪的晚餐
      9.記得我的生日和各個(gè)紀(jì)念日
      10.一周至少制造一次浪漫約會(huì)


      Age 42 - 42歲時(shí)
      What I Want in a Man - Revised List
      1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
      2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
      3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
      4. Nods head when I'm talking
      5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
      6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
      7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
      8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
      9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
      10. Shaves most weekends.

      我理想的男友標(biāo)準(zhǔn) - 修訂版
      1.不太丑(謝頂也可)
      2.我上車后才開車
      3.工作穩(wěn)定-偶爾外出吃飯
      4.我說話的時(shí)候點(diǎn)頭
      5.通常記得笑話中的妙語
      6.有足夠的力氣搬家具
      7.沒有啤酒肚
      8.不買帶螺旋蓋的香檳
      9.記得放下馬桶座圈
      10.大多數(shù)周末會(huì)刮胡子


      Age 52 - 52歲時(shí)
      What I Want in a Man - Revised List
      1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
      2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
      3. Doesn't borrow money too often
      4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
      5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
      6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
      7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
      8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
      9. Remembers my name on occasion
      10. Shaves some weekends.

      我理想的男友標(biāo)準(zhǔn) - 修訂版
      1.保持鼻子和耳朵處的毛發(fā)整潔
      2.不在公共場合打嗝或搔癢
      3.向別人借錢不要太頻繁
      4.當(dāng)我生氣的時(shí)候不許打盹睡著
      5.不要多次重復(fù)講同一個(gè)笑話
      6.周末不要一直賴在床上
      7.常換內(nèi)衣褲,襪子要成對
      8.欣賞電視晚餐
      9.必要時(shí)記得我的名字
      10.有時(shí)周末會(huì)刮胡子


      Age 62 - 62歲時(shí)
      What I Want in a Man-Revised List
      1. Doesn't scare small children
      2. Remembers where bathroom is
      3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
      4. Only snores lightly when asleep
      5. Remembers why he's laughing
      6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
      7. Usually wears clothes
      8. Likes soft foods
      9. Remembers where he left his teeth
      10. Remembers that it's the weekend.

      我理想的男友標(biāo)準(zhǔn)-修訂版
      1.不要嚇唬小孩子
      2.記得浴室在哪
      3.不需要太多錢生活
      4.睡著的時(shí)候鼾聲較小
      5.記得自己為何大笑
      6. 行動(dòng)自如
      7.通常穿著衣服
      8.喜歡軟的食物
      9.記得把自己的假牙放哪了
      10.記得哪天是周末

      Age 72 - 72歲時(shí)
      What I Want in a Man-Revised List
      1. Breathing
      2. Doesn't miss the toilet

      我理想的男友標(biāo)準(zhǔn)-修訂版
      1.活的
      2.找的到衛(wèi)生間
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