So you've just entered middle school and your in 6th grade, or 7th grade if you were skipped up. Everyone else is giving each other hugs, and you even see some people kissing in the hallways. Need a girl to love you? Here is a quick guide on how to get that girl.

    Let them talk alot!!!!! The biggest problem that I see is people will just talk and talk and talk and talk. Human beings are very selfish creatures and they like to talk alot. You can say a couple of things, but make sure she does most of the talking, or else they will think you are a self-absorbed jerk.

    Look at them when they talk to you. Everyone likes to just see your eyes, and if you look right into her eyes, I don't know what it is, but something magical happens (love?) and it just clicks. If you look right at her, she will talk away, just like in step 1.

    Jokes: Don't say a tell a string of jokes, It will get REALLY awkward, and they will think you are trying to impress them.(and girls don't love it when you do that)

    Cussing doesnt help. Unless you are the meanest Guy in school, and they like that, it won't work. It makes you seem cool, but it just makes you look stupid, and girls don't love stupid guys.

    Don't be perverted. It's weird, and girls don't love guys who bore them with sick jokes.

    Don't be dull, girls dislike dull guys in middle school.

    Don't be dumb, ditto.

    It is very important to practice some kind of sport, whether it be skateboarding, or tennis, etc. but don't make it something boring like cup stacking, unless you are VERY (world champ) good at it. The reason for this is that it takes away the aura of a dull computer programming nerd.

    Become friends with them first, and don't just rush into it, or else she won't be sure she really loves you.

    Complements can be good but don't tell them things like "Oh Caitlyn, you have beautiful eyes!" constantly, because it will creep them out.

    Don't do flowers and chocolates. Chocolates are okay on valentines day, but flowers will make you seem love sick and very desparate, which girls don't love.

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    Come to school clean. Don't have cerial or toothpaste marks all over your pants. I think this is self explanitory.

    Don't be a show-off. It's a total turn-off.

    If a girl doesn't like you move the hell on. There are plenty of fish in the sea. That probably sounded really sexist. Sorry :S

    Don't beg for them to go out with you, it makes you look stupid. Girls hate stupid.

    Don't be desperate

    Do NOT touch here anywhere, other than her arms, waist, face, and back. Especially not her chest or butt. That is against the law, unless you are 18+.

    Now all You seventh grade girls err... boys now how to get a girl to love you, go out and try it. You never know, It might even work.

    如此你剛剛進(jìn)入中學(xué)并在六年級(jí)或者跳級(jí)到了七年級(jí),每個(gè)人將獲得他人的擁抱,你曾經(jīng)也看到了人們?cè)谧呃壤镉H吻,你是否需要一個(gè)女孩愛(ài)你?這里有個(gè)快速指南,指導(dǎo)你如何獲得女孩的芳心。

    1讓女孩大說(shuō)海談吧!!!最大的問(wèn)題就是我看到的人們只是在說(shuō)說(shuō)說(shuō)說(shuō)個(gè)沒(méi)完,人類本質(zhì)就是非常的自私動(dòng)物,并且他們喜歡說(shuō)個(gè)不停。你可以說(shuō)出一些事情,但要確定,對(duì)他們,她有很多的話要說(shuō),否則,她會(huì)認(rèn)為你是個(gè)熱衷于自己想法且性情古怪的家伙。

    2當(dāng)他們說(shuō)話的時(shí)候看著他們,如果你看著她的眼睛,她也會(huì)愿意看著你的眼睛,我不清楚這是怎么回事,但一些不可思議的事情將發(fā)生(是愛(ài)?)并產(chǎn)生共鳴,如果你一直看著她,她將一直不聽得說(shuō),就像步驟一

    3玩笑:不要說(shuō)一串笑話,它將得到笨笨的“真的嗎?”并且他們會(huì)認(rèn)為你在試圖給他們留下印象(如果他不喜歡這樣,而你又做了這樣的事)

    4咒罵是沒(méi)用的,除非在學(xué)校里你是個(gè)中立的家伙,比個(gè)女孩們喜歡這樣,這都不起作用。這將使你看起來(lái)很冷酷,但這只會(huì)使你看起來(lái)更傻,女孩們是不會(huì)喜歡傻瓜的。

    5不要有超常的舉動(dòng),它是很不可思議,女孩們不喜歡一些家伙用作嘔的笑話去領(lǐng)他們厭煩。

    6不要遲鈍,在中學(xué)里,女孩們不喜歡吃頓的家伙。

    7 不要悶聲不響,同上所述。

    8鍛煉各類體育項(xiàng)目非常重要,溜冰,或是打網(wǎng)球等等。但不要像對(duì)其一般的令人厭煩,除非你已經(jīng)非常專業(yè)了,原因在于它可以帶走你遲鈍機(jī)械式味道。

    9首先要和他們成為朋友,行動(dòng)不要過(guò)于倉(cāng)促,否則,她將不確定是否真的愛(ài)你。

    10補(bǔ)充說(shuō)出那些他們的優(yōu)點(diǎn)但你卻一直沒(méi)有說(shuō)出的例如:啊Caitlyn,你的眼睛真漂亮!經(jīng)常性地,因?yàn)樗鼤?huì)漸漸的形成習(xí)慣。

    11不要送花和巧克力。巧克力是在情人節(jié)那天送比較好,而送花,那些不喜歡送花的女孩則認(rèn)為你看起來(lái)愛(ài)得有些病態(tài)并且惡心。

    12不間斷的調(diào)情…….

    13干干凈凈去學(xué)校。不要帶著氣味和穿著沾滿牙膏的褲子去學(xué)校,我認(rèn)為這是個(gè)人衛(wèi)生問(wèn)題。

    14不要炫耀,這會(huì)前功盡棄。

    15如果一個(gè)女孩不喜歡你傾力而至,那么她真是海里可愛(ài)的魚。那聽起來(lái)真的有些男權(quán)主義,對(duì)不起了。

    16不要?dú)馇蛩麄兒湍阍谝黄?那樣會(huì)讓你看起來(lái)更傻,女孩討厭傻瓜。

    17不要令人絕望。

    18不要碰觸他們的身體,除了胳膊,腰,臉及后背,特別是他們的胸或屁股,這觸犯了法律,除非你到了18歲。

    現(xiàn)在所有你們七年級(jí)的女孩們…男孩現(xiàn)在如何得到女孩的愛(ài),走出去試試,你以前不知道的,他們可能會(huì)起作用。